sponsored Here's a pretty ironic but true, "description of rural tourism have passed me by e-mail. One who has ever practiced surely feel identified. Sure, we can put any kind of cynical tourism: beach, excursions to whistle, INSERSO and others ...
"RURAL TOURISM
is a sport National used to be called 'go to town. " The difference is that if you go to your town is free, and if you do go to a country tourism village is not yours and paying a paste. For rural tourism not just any people. You must be a people 'with charm. " - What is a people 'charming'? For a people emerging into a guide peoples 'charming'. If that falls under its own weight. These people usually come across a country road 'charming', which is a road with many bumps and curves so that when you get the people you're 'encantaa' to download. And when you enter the bar trying to integrate with the locals. - Good morning, countrymen! What typical here? And the bar thinks: 'Well, here we typically come the assholes of the city on weekends to let five hundred euros. " The following is staying in a cottage or 'charming house ", a house adorned with many vessels and strings of garlic on the roof, which has no TV, no radio, no microwave. Yes, have some mosquitos at night trumpeters make more noise than a Derbi Coyote. Then you realize that the people living in houses that have no charm, but with Jacuzzi, TV, Internet and intercom. Your home does not have intercom, but it has a key that weighs half a kilo. Another advantage that rural tourism is that you can choose from an empty house or live with the owners. Great. Going on vacation and besides your own family have to endure a fake. That evening you want to see the film, they documentaries, and you're thinking: 'Who sends more, I who have paid 600 euros and this gentleman who lives here? ". Then he wins, which has club. And on top tell you have the 'ability to integrate into laslabores the field. " That means that you wake up at five in the morning to milk a cow. Do not you fuck? It's like when you go to a gas station and you have to bring you gasoline, or like when you go to a McDonalds and you have to pick up the tray. In other words, the usual. So you wake up at five to milk the cows. What I say: why are there to milk the cows so early? If milk is there. Can not they be milked after the appetizer? I think this is bug for bug, because the cow will have to sit like a kick in the wake udder at five in the morning to touch her boobs a stranger. That cow looks at you as if to say: 'Dude, if you want to go to the fridge milk takes a tetra brick. " Is that they want to annoy. But the 'charm' is the ultimate 'outdoor activities'. Like when you get to go hiking, which is what is commonly called walking, and is, for that, to put one foot in front of another until you drop, while the people you forward an 'SUV' air conditioning .. But you happy. You're on the field as an abductee. You become everything seems pleasant and impressive, you see a 'poop' loose cow 'Ummmmmh, the smell of people. " What people? A people does not, it smells like shit. Yes, shit 'charming'. And everything, whatever it is, you know to glory in the inn puts you two fried eggs and sausage in your city and you do not eat these eggs, and these sausages. And you tell the waiter: - 'Hey what does this chorizo \u200b\u200bis killing? " - 'Well almost, because he nearly killed in the curving Campofrío truck. " Suddenly you hear a bell and say: - 'Ah!. What peace!. There's nothing like the sound of a bell. " And the bar says, 'But if you're saved! Do not see the speaker tower? "
Then you wonder if the sounds of chickens and crickets will not come on a CD: Rural Mix2005 ',' The 101 Most hits countryside. " The only thing you're sure of is that mosquitoes are indeed trumpeters. You look like a Ferrero Rocher with chickenpox. I think, Monday to Friday, people in these villages live like everyone else, but the weekend distributed by road to some guys dressed as shepherds and when they see an approaching car to warn the people with mobile: - 'Hey, come the rural tourism '! And changing the lineup of 'Videoclub' into 'Tasca' lame dogs loose on the streets and sit at the entrance to the town two grandparents making sandals, then you buy one and leave you some more expensive than Nike. In short, I believe that an operation as big as it can not be the work of isolated individuals. I'm sure the authorities are involved. I guess the mayor: - "Dear compatriots: this summer, to increase tourism, we import more mosquitoes in the Amazon, which last year were very successful. And I see everyone wearing a beret, no Marlboro caps. And let's favor paint the eyebrows, you seem not to people! And grandmothers Nothing top-less in the river, which espantáis mosquitoes. Oh, and by the way: This year do not need anyone to make a fool of the people. With those coming from outside, enough! Http://nomesientolaspiernas.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default